Those Daring lactators

Footage of biplanes releasing smoke/crop dusting.
MX Roaring twenties jazz.

VO: It’s 1919 and Those Daring Lactators have returned to Hood’s Flying Circus since routing the Huns back in the Great Unpleasantness. Their cloud of white glory swept them to victory after victory, leading them to fame and fortune. Yet, these daring darlings of the air, complete with matching goggles, scarves and extra chromosomes were not satisfied to rest on their laurels. Yes, that same white cloud of glory (mentioned earlier) would sweep them across the Atlantic to America to perform what would become the most daring and dangerous lactating act of all time.

VO; Say hello to Dwight:
Shot of a saluting Dwight in cockpit of airborne plane. His shirt is soaked at he nipples as he give a hearty laugh.

VO: Lesley!
Shot of a distinguished-appearing Lesley in his cockpit with smoking jacket, and a cigarette holder, He is holding a cup of tea with his other hand and depositing some cream gravitationally.

VO: And there’s Conner!
Shot of a wild looking Celtic, wind-blown maniac in his looping cockpit. A silent yell is frozen on his face, his shirt blown open in a cavalier manner and his nipples blazing forth.

VO: Now, these wild and reckless but loveable boys not only competed for the title of “most daring lactator” but also for the affections of the beautiful and fecund Claire…

Shot of a way way way too busty Claire.

VO: …only her rotund charms could tame their libertine souls. And, of course, there was Clifford Niles, who, owing to his jealous nature and silted mammaries, would stop at nothing to show-up the cocky fly-boys, steal the affections of the ripe Claire, and make his own name first among the great and famous aviators. As a matter of fact, is that Clifford there, behind the hangar, taking a brazen first step forward in some nefarious plot to do evil to our boys?…

Shot of Clifford sneaking around the back of the hangar playing with some hoses connected to a military-style drum marked “ARMY PAP.”
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